Geese

Just today, Leila and I were driving.  My girl looked into the sky and saw a flock of geese flying. 

L: "Mama, look how beautiful those ducks are." 
H: "Those aren't ducks, those are geese." 
L: "Oh.  Look at how beautiful those geese are.  OH NO!!!!!!!!!!" {screaming}
H: "What happened? Are you ok?" {frantic}
L: "I think the front geese farted.  The geese behind him are flying away."
H: {laughing}  "Maybe.  You had me scared there for a minute."
L: "Mama, which is the worst?  Duck farts, geese farts, or daddy farts?"
H: "I honestly don't know."

Hope you're having a happy day :)