So, I was coming home from running errands this afternoon {happened to be right after school got out - lots of kids walking home} and I opened my front gate and saw these two sweet faces looking at me from the window:
Their little bodies were shaking from their tails wagging so hard. So, naturally I started making kissy noises at them. How could I not? About five seconds of kissy noises go by when I hear, in the nastiest tone of voice "Pervert!" I turn around and see a little boy (maybe 8 or 9?) and he's giving me this awful look. Me: "Did you just call me a pervert?"
Him: "Yes. Don't try to pick up on me again or I'll call the cops. I know where you live."
Me: "Hey dumb dumb, look in the window. I'm making those noises at my dogs."
Him: "Whatever, pervert."
Me: "Have a nice day."
Seriously?!?! I'm all for teaching your kids about safety and stranger danger, but wow. Oh well. My dogs were happy to see me.
7 comments:
HAHAHA! What a funny story :)
Ha! OK, I've been following you for a while now but never commented. That is just too funny though. I nannied for kids in college who said stuff like that all the time but I never quite knew what to say.
My daughter is just a little younger than yours, so I love reading along. The picture of Leila in her rain boots is so precious!
Awh, thanks Jacci!
Isn't that just the weirdest thing for a kid to say?! Crazy!!
ROTFLMAO! oh. my. gosh. that is the funniest story i have heard in a long time.
that's hilarious. I'm a mom of 2 boys and I HOPE they don't even know what the word "pervert" means! ps-I saw you on peeps that popped up on my site.
HAHAHA that is funny. Crazy kid!
Huh? What a weirdo!
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